The Maverick
Backs his gut over the data every single time, and takes the hit anyway. Owns players nobody else in the country has heard of, on purpose.
A Fantasy Premier League podcast
Three brothers.
One mini‑league.
No self‑control.
Half an hour a week on the transfers we shouldn't have made, the captains who let us down, and whose weekend got R#!NED worst.
New episode every week: sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit. Mostly just shit.
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The Stakes
Whoever finishes bottom gets the bus to Hull.
Agreed on the record, in episode one, by three men who had not thought it through. There are no take-backs and there is a camera.
Do it to yourself
How badly was your weekend R#!NED?
Paste your team ID and we'll score the damage out of 100 — the captain, the bench, the transfer you shouldn't have made — then name the player who did it to you.
The Squad
The Dinosaur
Has picked his team the same way since 2013 and sees no reason to stop. Does not want to hear about xG. Is right just often enough to be unbearable.
The Casual
Threatening to give up since August. Hasn't looked at his team, honestly, couldn't tell you who's in it — and has quietly made three transfers this week.